It is the glue that holds the Jewish family together

Also it would be very, very messy. So props to the kosher lifestyle guru for that. But these two members of the hoi polloi have built a friendship on snark, so we all have to keep falling back on our strengths. Here are the authors slacking on a long-ago Thursday evening, instead of being in [...]
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Janee:
He had relatives message me, so I blocked every one of his relatives and friends.
(25 October 2016)

Janee:
He began calling from relatives numbers, also blocked.
(25 October 2016)

Janee:
All social media outlets and his numbers were blocked.
(25 October 2016)

Janee:
After an hour phone call of him denying everything I laid out as to why we wouldn't work, I finally told him I did not wish to speak with him anymore.
(25 October 2016)

Janee:
When he persisted, asking me to come over to his house or work, and we could talk it out, I declined.
(25 October 2016)

Janee:
I explained to him, bluntly, why I was done and no longer wished to have a relationship with him.
(25 October 2016)

Janee:
I had a falling out with my boyfriend of five months and cut ties.
(25 October 2016)

Virgen:
I don't know what to do and am in a bad place.
(25 October 2016)

Virgen:
I feel as though this may be a mistake, but at the same time I keep telling myself that everyone deserves a second chance and that I should at least try.
(25 October 2016)

Virgen:
I love him, but don't understand anything right now.
(25 October 2016)